HOLY C

from: fhm.com.ph bar-room-jokes

After getting Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.  "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today."  The driver protests, but later gives in.  He gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel.  After exiting the airport, the Pontiff accelerates the lime to 205 kph.  "Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.  The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window.  The cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.  "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.  The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph.  "So bust him."  says the Chief.  "I don't think we want to do that he's really important."  said the cop.  "And I mean really important."  The Chief then asked, "Who do you have there, the Mayor?" "Bigger." "A senator?" "Bigger!" "The Prime Minister?" "Bigger!" "Well," said the Chief.  "Who is it?" "I think it's God!"  The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, "And what makes you think it's God?" "His chauffer is the Pope!"