BROILED DIVER

from: urbanlegendsonline.com

Fire Authorities in California found a corpse in a burnt out section of the forest whilst assessing the damage done by a forest fire.  The body was dressed in a full wetsuit, complete with a dive tank, flippers and face mask.

A post-mortem examiation revealed that the diver did not die from burns, but from massive internal injuries.  Investigators then set about determining how a fully clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.  They found that, on th
e day of the fire, the person went for a diving trip off the coast - some 20 MILES away from the forest.

The firefighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, called in a fleet of helicopters with very large buckets.  The buckets were dropped into the ocean for rapid filling, then flown to the forest fire and emptied.  The diver was scooped out of the ocean, into the bucket and dropped over the fire.

Apparently, he extinguished exactly 1.78m (5'10") of the fire.